Essexyellows
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I personally prefer to describe our situation as like watching two bald fellas scrapping over a comb.
A phrase first penned by Jorge Luis Borges writing about the Falklands War.
I personally prefer to describe our situation as like watching two bald fellas scrapping over a comb.
But are we fighting for a place in L1 or a place in L2? Frankly, both fighters look so incompetent that I’m not even sure who is after what anymore.The phrase applies to two bald men fighting for a pointless prize though, the comb, it doesn’t suggest that they are s**t at fighting, could be two hard slap heads at it like Tyson Fury vs Duncan Goodhew (50/50 fight for me, well on land, Fury is fucked if the fight is in the deep end at Ferry pool), it could be a right old tear up but the winner gets the comb and some brylcream, why bother?
Whereas our situation with Accrington is two useless fighters for a decent prize, like Gandhi versus the Dalai Lama and the winner gets a speed boat, a full set of cutlery, a washer dryer and a bendy bully.
But are we fighting for a place in L1 or a place in L2? Frankly, both fighters look so incompetent that I’m not even sure who is after what anymore.
Although I’ll take that his and hers luggage if you don’t want it.
AgreedI am confident, I even think we may reign in some of the team’s above us. Feel free to slap me if you need to.
I am also massively confident we will be going into the last weekend already safe. We will get the points needed to stay up with a bit to spare mainly due to the teams below usI am confident, I even think we may reign in some of the team’s above us. Feel free to slap me if you need to.
Watch out for the potholes.One match today in L1, Forest Green Rovers v Sheffield Wednesday. Thier goal differences are almost identical, if you hold a mirror up to them.
So will FGR win? Or SW? Place your bets at Malc's Bookies (to be found in the rear car park of the Bird).
Are those less serious versions of crack dens?Watch out for the potholes.
A bit of both I suppose.Does this give us hope we can beat SW or concern we coluld lose to FGR.
Yes.Does this give us hope we can beat SW or concern we coluld lose to FGR.