Bernard Manning lives.Keir Starmer decided he'd start walking to Parliament everyday, at the same street corner, he would pass a hooker.
He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.
“One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout.
"No! Five pounds!" he said from the side of his mouth, just to shut her up.
This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence.
She'd yell "One hundred and fifty pounds!" He'd yell back "Five pounds!"
One day, Angela Rayner decided to accompany her boss and as the couple neared the hooker's corner he became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there she stood. He tried to avoid eye contact as she watched the pair pass.
Then, the hooker yelled "See what you get for five pounds, you cheap b*stard!"
You can imagine when Corbyn was leader and he walk passed that same corner and the hooker saying £150 but Corbyn didn’t say £5 he said I’ve got a Diane thank you very muchKeir Starmer decided he'd start walking to Parliament everyday, at the same street corner, he would pass a hooker.
He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.
“One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout.
"No! Five pounds!" he said from the side of his mouth, just to shut her up.
This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence.
She'd yell "One hundred and fifty pounds!" He'd yell back "Five pounds!"
One day, Angela Rayner decided to accompany her boss and as the couple neared the hooker's corner he became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there she stood. He tried to avoid eye contact as she watched the pair pass.
Then, the hooker yelled "See what you get for five pounds, you cheap b*stard!"
Come on, insulting, false stereotypes. Really?Paddy & Mick find three hand grenades, so they take them to a police station.
Mick: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two!”
Come on, insulting, false stereotypes. Really?
Two Brexiters find three hand grenades ...Two aussies find 3 hand grenades......
… and there was me thinking that the jokes page would be free of snide woke folk.Come on, insulting, false stereotypes. Really?
Irish jokes, really??… and there was me thinking that the jokes page would be free of snide woke folk.
Do yerself a favour mate and give yourself a plunge pool of sheep dip!!!
Er, sorry 'mate' anti Irish 'jokes' are offensive and I'm surprised a moderator hasn't stepped in here.… and there was me thinking that the jokes page would be free of snide woke folk.
Do yerself a favour mate and give yourself a plunge pool of sheep dip!!!
Whoosh.Italics: JM Synge, James f*****g Joyce, Flann O'brien, Brian O'Nolan, Miles na Gopalèn, Roger Casement, Seamus Heaney, Jonathan Swift, and Uncle Tom Cobley.