I surprised you intelligent and urban gentle folk dont get my point.
1) Spain are buggered. One less team for us to beat in the knock out stages
2) We win the WC 2018
3) England goes completely and f*****g bonkers
4) Boris topples the Maybot
5) As the WC is paraded around this fine nation, Boris tells the jolly foreigners AKA The EU to b****r off and eat cheese. We won the WC, we can take on the world.
6) Boris with Rees-Mogg trigger immediate hard Brexit and England has its Empire back!
I need to take my meds