@horseman - Taking learnings from P&O, I would like to remind you that not only was your last day Thursday, but by continuing Friday you are in clear contravention of clause 4.1.3.2 of the severance package and are therefore not entitled to a single groat.
However, taking learnings from our fine government I am delighted to announce a world leading humanitarian operation in which I've spoken to a mate of mine who lives up the road and has a kettle and he has promised me he will provide you with both a world class soup and premium standard technologically ground breaking warmth provision equipment and will be with you in a breath takingly rapid timeline. {Or at least he might send some out of date cupasoup and the dog's blanket, at some point, I'm not going to check}.
Anyhow, joking aside, particularly as I know your stable had a pretty sad end to the festival, thanks for your efforts and suggestions to help us amateurs, it is appreciated - even if my only winner came from a double on two horses from your main rival.
Oh, and when I spotted the 200-1 outsider, ridden by a jockey sharing my exact name, I thought all my free bet dreams had been answered........ sadly, he got overtaken by three horses in the next race, so I guess it was just not meant to be