RyanioBirdio
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I got table bombed at Spoons once. Someone knew where I was and what table I was at and sent me a couple of pitchers of fruity nonsense. My mate and I used them to turn our pints of cider into an appalling variation on a cider and black, filmed ourselves drinking them to send to the culprit, then downed what was left and fucked off to another pub. Couple of old fellas were watching from a few tables away and looked positively disgusted with every aspect of what was going on. Probably thought we were off to have a smooch in a phone box.Will be a bit harsh before then if all the 80 year olds are allowed in to Wetherspoons and the 20 year olds can't go in... Who will drink all the jugs of shite cocktails?
Can’t wait to safely get back to the pub.