SirAndyOfCrosby
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I like how you've given them double barrelled names too, always good for moral
They all sound like Tory MPs.
Findley Brown. MP for some farming community in the Scottish Borders. Some remit to do with agriculture. Likes cows. A lot.
Gorrin Morton-Smyth. MP for somewhere in rural Somerset. Children should be seen and not heard. Junior minister despite looking like he was born at the age of 48.
Long Forde. MP for nondescript Cheshire villages where WAGs live. All about the levelling up. Has only ever been north of Banbury twice.
Baldock Taylor. MP for somewhere in Norfolk where he has his hereditary estate. Likes guns. And shooting things. Mainly deer, sometimes scoundrels. Known as "Baly" to all his fellow old-Etonions.
Brannagan McGuane. MP for somewhere in Berkshire. Always talks about his ancestors perilous journey across the Irish sea and his immigrant background. Hates Sinn Fein more than life itself.
Cadden Seddon. MP for somewhere suprisingly urban. Her grandfather was General Ivan DeTonkford Seddon III. Former 'journalist' at The Spectator. Thinks David Cameron is the best thing since sliced bread.
Ok I'm bored now someone else can do the rest.