Predictions for the Sky coverage?
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PRESENTER: So League 1 playoff then?
EX-PRO: Yes, Oxford play in yellow and Portsmouth in blue. They’re playing football.
PRESENTER: Yes.
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PRESENTER: After the break, the game begins.
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COMMENTATOR: Coming up, Karl Pilkington’s Oxford Town play the Saints of Portspompey, managed by Kenny Everett. AND IT’S LIVE.
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COMMENTATOR: We get underway here at the Kazzam Stadium … hold on … there’s a stand missing?!