- Joined
- 8 Dec 2017
- Messages
- 13,856
...any sort of pressure applied, they would crack into a thousand pieces.Last season we were rich tea, shittest biscuits out there.
...any sort of pressure applied, they would crack into a thousand pieces.Last season we were rich tea, shittest biscuits out there.
Now we're talking.If Oxford players were biscuits, what type would they be?
Now we're talking.
Shortbread - Liam Kelly
Garibaldi - Andy Whing
Ginger Nuts - Dave Kitson
Balls to another signing. This thread is about to achieve lift-off.
I thought the same.Has Wayne brown officially left hasn’t been seen and wasn’t in Spain I don’t think , have we brought anyone in ?
Putting a man on the moon is one thing. Creating an OUFC XI with players replaced by biscuits - that's the real deal.A triumph over NASA and SpaceX, heralded on this forum.
Broken Biscuits Selection - Any KR panic signing from the last 2 years.Now we're talking.
Shortbread - Liam Kelly
Garibaldi - Andy Whing
Ginger Nuts - Dave Kitson
Balls to another signing. This thread is about to achieve lift-off.
A triumph over NASA and SpaceX, heralded on this forum.
Putting a man on the moon is one thing. Creating an OUFC XI with players replaced by biscuits - that's the real deal.
Left MK last week. Missed most of last season as he had cancer. Hopefully he’s firmly on the mend now.As I put on the Backroom Staff Changes thread, I still think we may be getting Lewis Price as GK coach if Brown leaves. Knows the coaching staff very well.
Wouldn’t want a shirt with his full name. T’would cost more than a season ticket.Adetayo Oluwatosin Olusegun Adio Aduramigba Iretioluwa Edun
Great shout.
Adetayo Oluwatosin Olusegun Adio Aduramigba Iretioluwa Edun
Great shout.
You couldn’t bring him on with only 3 minutes left. By the time Nathan had called his name out the match would be over.Adetayo Oluwatosin Olusegun Adio Aduramigba Iretioluwa Edun
Great shout.
You try shouting that, you'll be sectionedAdetayo Oluwatosin Olusegun Adio Aduramigba Iretioluwa Edun
Great shout.
You could imagine halfway through announcing his name Nationally Han might end up saying” god I give up “ to which Nick Harris looks across and says “ I have to announce that every time he touches the ball, hope he’s crap and no one passes to him “You couldn’t bring him on with only 3 minutes left. By the time Nathan had called his name out the match would be over.
You try shouting that, you'll be sectioned
Or immediately be given an A Level A* pass in Swahili.You try shouting that, you'll be sectioned