- Joined
- 8 Dec 2017
- Messages
- 13,815
- Slope on the pitch, going downwards towards the home end.
- Proper floodlight pylons.
- Non-generic layout, none of this '4 stands' (or 3) or 'bowl' rubbish.
- Electronic scoreboard replaced by row of metal letters (A to X), fixtures printed in the programme and allocated a letter, at halftime a bloke with a long pole raises tin numbers next to the letters to give the half-time scores.
- Phone signal blocker installed so people can't browse Premier League scores during the game.
- Home end with a proper fence down the middle to give a real 'Left/Right' split.
- Centre Circle to be officially named 'The Mickey Lewis Hunt Zone'.
- Smarts Fish and Chip shop to be in control of all food outlets.
- Large screen at 'away end' made out of old TVs meaning that as soon as the sun comes out you can't see anything rendering it useless for all games played in daylight.
- ATL? forced to reform and play live before every game.
- Dedicated supporters' club behind home goal terrace.
- Martin Brodetsky forced to dig out his old leather jacket and personally sell programmes, but from the road on the approach to the stadium not on club property.
- @Essexyellows and @QR to host official club phone-in before the game to discuss all football and current affairs topics.
- @Manorlounger provided with a team of underlings (complete with clipboards) to do his bidding. Also given free-reign to set club biscuit policy.
- @RyanioBirdio provided with a top-of-the-range SLR camera, and an 'access-all-areas' pass.
- @Sarge to provide matchday music and entertainment.
- @bazzer9461 head of spellckekin in teh prowgram.