General Consortium Takeover - News and Rumours

[Coffin dodger]

Don't make me break out Ted, Dougal and the cows.

I will if I have to.

Just keep some perspective on the situation

 

[Left Wing Cross]

Don't make me break out Ted, Dougal and the cows.

I will if I have to.

But is he taller than either Jake Wright or Liam Kelly?

 

[derek]

Jesus wept. I try so hard not to look at this thread, always regret it when I do, and still come back.

 

[Scotchegg]

In a world of batshit crazy conspiracies, questioning whether Tigers head looks real or not is right at the fricking top!!!

Firstly, it's not only perfectly f*****g obvious that the photo is genuine, and is simply one guy leaning forward slightly thar in any way changes any perspective whatsoever!

But secondly, and something that I wish others applied before every posts, why?

Why would Tiger (or Zaki) want to fake a photo? What could possibly be gained from pretending that Tiger is in this country when he isn't? Why there? Why not a cardboard cut out at the training ground (where he's also been!)? There's simply no context or explanation that doesn't make these things sound even more stupid.

Or are we just witnessing the greatest whoosh of all time with Bazzer quietly chuckling to himself as @Colin B and my blood pressure goes through the roof?!

For those at the club who are sat laughing their B*****s off whilst looking through this, please please please can we have a montage of (badly) photoshopped images of Tiger to take this to another level?

Here's a start!

 

[SteMerritt]

In a world of batshit crazy conspiracies, questioning whether Tigers head looks real or not is right at the fricking top!!!

Firstly, it's not only perfectly f*****g obvious that the photo is genuine, and is simply one guy leaning forward slightly thar in any way changes any perspective whatsoever!

But secondly, and something that I wish others applied before every posts, why?

Why would Tiger (or Zaki) want to fake a photo? What could possibly be gained from pretending that Tiger is in this country when he isn't? Why there? Why not a cardboard cut out at the training ground (where he's also been!)? There's simply no context or explanation that doesn't make these things sound even more stupid.

Or are we just witnessing the greatest whoosh of all time with Bazzer quietly chuckling to himself as @Colin B and my blood pressure goes through the roof?!

For those at the club who are sat laughing their B*****s off whilst looking through this, please please please can we have a montage of (badly) photoshopped images of Tiger to take this to another level?

Here's a start!

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I'm quite impressed at how well the bow-tie goes with our shirt. I think next season we should try to incorporate one. And a cravat for the change strip.

 

[bazzer9461]

In a world of batshit crazy conspiracies, questioning whether Tigers head looks real or not is right at the fricking top!!!

Firstly, it's not only perfectly f*****g obvious that the photo is genuine, and is simply one guy leaning forward slightly thar in any way changes any perspective whatsoever!

But secondly, and something that I wish others applied before every posts, why?

Why would Tiger (or Zaki) want to fake a photo? What could possibly be gained from pretending that Tiger is in this country when he isn't? Why there? Why not a cardboard cut out at the training ground (where he's also been!)? There's simply no context or explanation that doesn't make these things sound even more stupid.

Or are we just witnessing the greatest whoosh of all time with Bazzer quietly chuckling to himself as @Colin B and my blood pressure goes through the roof?!

For those at the club who are sat laughing their B*****s off whilst looking through this, please please please can we have a montage of (badly) photoshopped images of Tiger to take this to another level?

Here's a start!

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I only mentioned it from the original picture and said “ it looked a bit photoshopped “ everything else regarding this segment on this thread are down to others. But it does look a bit and that’s not me saying it is .

 

[Berliner]

Rumours abound online that Tiger has been planning this takeover for quite some time now. Do they have pension schemes in Thailand?

 

[OxfordYankee]

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Rumours abound online that Tiger has been planning this takeover for quite some time now. Do they have pension schemes in Thailand?

To be fair, the scale isn’t too far off reality in that picture.

 

[Scotchegg]

I'm quite impressed at how well the bow-tie goes with our shirt. I think next season we should try to incorporate one. And a cravat for the change strip.

I'll be disappointed if there is a top hat and cane combo too! In fact, I'd like our players to come onto the pitch like Apollo Creed in Rocky 4 (although admittedly that didn't work out too well!!)

 

[bazzer9461]

I'll be disappointed if there is a top hat and cane combo too! In fact, I'd like our players to come onto the pitch like Apollo Creed in Rocky 4 (although admittedly that didn't work out too well!!)

Ah but what about the walkout theme

 

[Berliner]

Ah but what about the walkout theme

James Brown signing Living in Abingdon?

 

[werthersoriginal]

Please can this thread go on and on? I bet there are lots here with good Photoshop skills.

 

[Scotchegg]

James Brown signing Living in Abingdon?

Living in Oxfordshire

Let's bring the County together!!!

 

[Scotchegg]

Please can this thread go on and on? I bet there are lots here with good Photoshop skills.

Bad photoshop skills are even better!!!

 

[Orkney Islands Yellow]

Looks like Tiger was at the training ground today:

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CXjIe-chumytnmDtwV8LFw6V8eIQFBeXIolJMw0/?utm_medium=copy_link

Saying his goodbyes or is that a man who has no intention of selling?

 

[Scotchegg]

Saying his goodbyes or is that a man who has no intention of selling?

Christ!!! Stick to moaning about away shirts and leave the fishing to others!

 

[Foley]

Looks like Tiger was at the training ground today:

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CXjIe-chumytnmDtwV8LFw6V8eIQFBeXIolJMw0/?utm_medium=copy_link

Saying his goodbyes or is that a man who has no intention of selling?

Not sure that you can necessarily see a picture and conclude either!

 

[MJB]

I'm quite impressed at how well the bow-tie goes with our shirt. I think next season we should try to incorporate one. And a cravat for the change strip.

Lee Fowler was way ahead of us all on that, thanks to @RyanioBirdio

 

[Orkney Islands Yellow]

Christ!!! Stick to moan about away shirts and leave the fishing to others!

If one was selling the club would one visit the training ground for any reason other than to say goodbye?

I guess the other reason is he's still the main man?

 

[RyanioBirdio]

Lee Fowler was way ahead of us all on that, thanks to @RyanioBirdio

I got in so much trouble for that.