Transfer Window January 2024 Transfer Window Thread

[NorthernExile]

Jake Wright's shoulder.

Hold on, no, that's the other way round. Sorry.

I once saw Jake Wright at Rosenblatt swimming pool. I asked him how tall he was and without answering he swam to the deep end and stood up with his head above the water.

I looked on, perplexed.

'You're on tiptoes' I shouted to him.

'This pool has a depth of two metres,' he replied, pointing to the sign that said 'This pool has a depth of two metres.'

To this day, I've since been trying to find out how big his feet were. Unfortunately they don't have that kind of information on stat sites.

 

[TailsWeWin]

I once saw Jake Wright at Rosenblatt swimming pool. I asked him how tall he was and without answering he swam to the deep end and stood up with his head above the water.

I looked on, perplexed.

'You're on tiptoes' I shouted to him.

'This pool has a depth of two metres,' he replied, pointing to the sign that said 'This pool has a depth of two metres.'

To this day, I've since been trying to find out how big his feet were. Unfortunately they don't have that kind of information on stat sites.

He was probably standing on someone

 

[oufcreport]

Still no Des iFollow interview yet, hopefully we get something in the next couple hours

It is now up, personally can't see anything today now.

 

[oufcreport]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1742932848536092734

Assuming this is who I think it is, Karl Robinson is in talks with Salford, hopefully he can send us Watt.

 

[Reedie8610]

And they were right. I watch MOTD every week and he never gets a mention. I don't even know who he plays for now.

Sunderland

 

[Reedie8610]

I tried asking ChatGPT what striker(s) which should be taking on in this transfer window. The out of date access to information hasn't helped:

League One:

1. Jonson Clarke-Harris (Peterborough United) - Known for his goalscoring ability and physical presence.
2. Charlie Wyke (Sunderland) - A reliable goalscorer with a good scoring record.
3. Siriki Dembélé (Peterborough United) - A dynamic forward who can also provide assists.

League Two:

1. Eoin Doyle (Bolton Wanderers) - A prolific goalscorer who has consistently performed well.
2. Matt Jay (Exeter City) - Known for his versatility and ability to score and create goals.
3. Danny Johnson (Leyton Orient) - A goalscorer who has been impressive in League Two.

Charlie wyke is at Wigan. Been struggling with heart issue leave him alone

 

[Bornyellow]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1742932848536092734

Assuming this is who I think it is, Karl Robinson is in talks with Salford, hopefully he can send us Watt.

Hopefully he can take all our injury prone players.

 

[oufcreport]

Des said he does not expect any new faces in the squad for Saturday.

 

[Northstandboy]

Des said he does not expect any new faces in the squad for Saturday.

I suppose they might be cup tied?

 

[oufcreport]

I suppose they might be cup tied?

It did seem like the interview may have carried on after the cut to be fair, and he did have a bit of a smile. That is me looking way too far into it though, just hope at this point

 

[Older Shotts]

It did seem like the interview may have carried on after the cut to be fair, and he did have a bit of a smile. That is me looking way too far into it though, just hope at this point

he's always smiling even in defeat

 

[LeftSideBoy]

Des said he does not expect any new faces in the squad for Saturday.

Joe Taylor and Marriott are both cup-tied. Clever answer from Des to throw some off the scent, but neither can play. Doesn't mean they're not going to be announced..

 

[oufcreport]

Joe Taylor and Marriott are both cup-tied. Clever answer from Des to throw some off the scent, but neither can play. Doesn't mean they're not going to be announced..

Certainly did think that, lets hope for something. It does give the chance for an announcement tomorrow as well, without rushing for registration.

 

[greatunclekip]

Des said he does not expect any new faces in the squad for Saturday.

Colour me surprised

 

[Oufccraig45]

I thought Des said the striker is was close bit like KR sounds of it

 

[oufcreport]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1742938945904906389

Still active, but thought this was a tease with the emoji

 

[LeftSideBoy]

Colour me surprised

You might look like a bit of a sausage when Joe Taylor is announced tomorrow morning

 

[oufcreport]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1742938987797561786

Even in short term, that's a great addition

 

[SirAndyOfCrosby]

Think he left around the same time LBS leaving was announced. Not sure if there was a connection somewhere there!

25/06/21 - LBS promoted to First Team involvement.
10/07/21 - UTO registers and immediately begins leaking First Team info.

01/05/23 - UTO's last post.
17/05/23 - LBS departure confirmed.

LBS days involved with First Team - 691.
UTO's presence on this forum - 660 (perfectly contained within those 691).

 

[Chris on a Bike]

25/06/21 - LBS promoted to First Team involvement.
10/07/21 - UTO registers and immediately begins leaking First Team info.

01/05/23 - UTO's last post.
17/05/23 - LBS departure confirmed.

LBS days involved with First Team - 691.
UTO's presence on this forum - 660 (perfectly contained within those 691).

I wonder what the initials UTO stood for?